They told me I could have internet access so I made a tumblr.

 

Anonymous asked
Post some nudes of yourself?

No.

bhelliom asked
What’s something you really want right now? Describe your current attire? Last time you had an injury? Where will you be 5 hours from now? One thing about yourself that you would change? Surprise, I'm coming over for a visit, what delicious meal do you make? If I gave you £1000 right now what would you do with it? Who is the last person to make you angry, what did they do? Will you ever notice me senpai?

A metal captain america shield.  Jeans and a primarni tshirt. Earlier i got stung by a stinging nettle. In bed. Get rid of my new beer belly. I will make… a sausage casserole. I would buy a new shed for a workshop. It was those hipster faggots fighting at that meetup (in that video) i want to go there and punch that joey essex wannabe.  And no.

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

myfemalegaze:

robotsandfrippary:

tequilafemina:

These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gif

how do you turn on that air conditioner. how.

I bet he has a trick shot for that as well.

(Source: iraffiruse)

guavasita:

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

ok goodbye with this

weloveshortvideos:

DID YOU BRING PROTECTION - Vine by Elton Castee

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